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I am delighted with the eye reduction results! This has addressed both my insecurities and has allowed my confidence to develop. I cannot thank Prof Si for all her hard work and support throughout this process.

Charlize Cruz

I am extremely pleased with all the work I have had done at your clinic. You perform surgery to amazing high standards matched only by the level of your care.

Arnold Stallone

WOW! What can I say. The team at Si Klopp Cosmetic Surgery are geniuses in all they do. The work I have had done is exceptional and the care is out of this world. I would never use anyone else, ever.

Sandra Diaz

I could not be happier with my new eye. It has truly changed my life and the way that I see the world. Thank you for your care and professionalism.

George Pitt

Simone and her team deliver above and beyond in terms of service and quality of work. I highly recommend the Si Klopp Clinic.

Angelina Aniston

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It shares how Professor Si Klopp and her assistant came up with the idea to develop this pretend patented ‘Cycloped’ procedure. It shares the mock-ups of the work we have pretended to do. Additionally, this book predicts the next step in the evolution of having one eye.

Have you ever wondered:

  • If little cyclopic creatures live around us?
  • What humans or animals would look like as everyday cyclops?
  • What happens if a cyclops has a poorly eye?
  • If you can be in future ‘Cycloped’ books?

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