WHAT WE DO

Si Klopp Cosmetic Surgery is truly the best because it is one of kind. How? You may ask.

Si Klopp is, to the best of our knowledge, the only fictional Cosmetic Clinic in the world. Its purpose is to share the work of Graphic Artist Mark Baker and promote his book called ‘Cycloped‘.

Should you wish to be digitally transformed with Eye Reduction Surgery on your face like those below please visit our ‘Become A Cyclop‘ page to learn more.

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COSMETIC SURGERY

Check out the examples of the patented ‘Cycloped’ cosmetic surgery as performed by Professor Simone Klopp and Dr Von Eyid.

This most unique of surgeries creates the most amazing look of our time.

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CYCLOPTOMETRY

As a result of economic determinism and the ever-growing trend of becoming a cyclop comes the growth of businesses to support the needs of people with one eye. Introducing the new specialised field of Cycloptometry and the Si Klopp | Eyewear designs.
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Eyewear

EYEWEAR

Corrective eyewear is rarely needed however, the SI KLOPP | EYEWEAR is so stylish people love to wear them as a statement to who they are or who they aspire to be.
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MAKEUP & COSMETICS

If you have an eye for improvement this upcoming and every growing range of cosmetics will be perfect whatever look you wish to create.

Makeup that makes a difference to you.

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BUY OUR BOOK

If you love this site and are interested in our fictional cosmetic work, this book is for you.

It shares how Professor Si Klopp and her assistant came up with the idea to develop this pretend patented ‘Cycloped’ procedure. It shares the mock-ups of the work we have pretended to do. Additionally, this book predicts the next step in the evolution of having one eye.

Have you ever wondered:

  • If little cyclopic creatures live around us?
  • What humans or animals would look like as everyday cyclops?
  • What happens if a cyclops has a poorly eye?
  • If you can be in future ‘Cycloped’ books?

Well, wonder no more, this book answers those questions just for you.

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