THE CYCLOPED METHOD

This 4 step overview sharing how we’d perform the patented ‘Cycloped’ Eye Reduction Surgery belies the complexity of this procedure.

Cycloped Step 1

STEP 1

Professionally and delicately each eye is removed from the face.

Cycloped Step 2

STEP 2

One eye is safely stored whilst the other is soaked in our patented ‘Cycloped’ fluid to enable the eye to expand in size.

Cycloped Step 3

STEP 3

With the perfect mix of strength, gentleness and art we resculpt the face.

Cycloped Step 4

STEP 4

The resized eye is reconnected with precision and tested to ensure optimal vision.

HOW THE 'CYCLOPED' METHOD WAS DEVELOPED

Professor Klopp has always been extremely open about her life and what led her to become the most well-known and successful of all the cosmetic surgeons in the world. However, it was not always this way.

Simone’s anxiety and neurosis were running havoc, Professor Klopp was barely functioning and feeling like she wasn’t designed for an existence in this life.

Her cosmetic surgery clinic was just about ticking over and her life was unfulfilling. She was considering suicide as a way out of a life not too dissimilar to a mental hell. Simone hoped her trip from LA to London, for a conference, would give her a new perspective and enable her to choose life. There she met two people who would change her life forever.

The first was a graphic designer who photoshopped faces into ‘Everyday Cyclops‘, giving her the idea to try and develop it as a cosmetic procedure.

The second was fellow surgeon Dr Von Eyid, who, as you will see in a moment, has a twisted and warped mind.

Dr Von Eyid gave Professor Klopp a purpose to live for and together they developed the patented ‘Cycloped’ cosmetic procedure. A cosmetic surgery she eventually had done to herself by Dr Von Eyid.

MEET THE CYCLOPS

The creative work below by Mark Baker has changed the lives of many people. Without these little characters known as ‘The Cyclops’, Professor Klopp and Dr Von Eyid would never have been inspired to create their patented ‘Cycloped’ eye reduction surgical method.

Foo ImageFoo Character

FOO

Foo was hiding as a food clip in Denver, USA.

Sen ImageSen Character

SEN

Sen was found in San Jose, USA, disguised as a light sensor.

Rai ImageRai Character

RAI

This drain pipe in Denver, USA, splashed Rai into existence.

Sto Character

STO

This toilet door stop announced Sto to the universe in Chicago, USA.

Pos ImagePos Character

POS

The foot at the bottom of this post in Denver, USA, revealed Pos to the world.

Vis ImageVis Character

VIS

In San Francisco, USA, this gate lock delivered Vis into our awareness.

Loc ImageLoc Character

LOC

In San Jose, USA, Loc was camouflaged as a hotel door lock.

Bar ImageBar Character

BAR

Bar was hiding in Santa Monica, USA, as a concrete barrier at Pier.

Han ImageHan Character

HAN

On the side of a horse box in Boulder, USA, this handle opened our consciousness to the existence of Han.

Lig ImageLig Character

LIG

This light on a pillar in Osaka, Japan, shined Lig into all of our lives.

Erm Character

ERM

This thermostat warmed our hearts by revealing Erm to us all in Frome, UK.

Raf ImageRaf Character

RAF

This traffic cone guided us to find Raf in Denver, USA.

BUY OUR BOOK

If you love this site and are interested in our fictional cosmetic work, this book is for you.

It shares how Professor Si Klopp and her assistant came up with the idea to develop this pretend patented ‘Cycloped’ procedure. It shares the mock-ups of the work we have pretended to do. Additionally, this book predicts the next step in the evolution of having one eye.

Have you ever wondered:

  • If little cyclopic creatures live around us?
  • What humans or animals would look like as everyday cyclops?
  • What happens if a cyclops has a poorly eye?
  • If you can be in future ‘Cycloped’ books?

Well, wonder no more, this book answers those questions just for you.

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