THE CYCLOPED METHOD

This 4 step overview sharing how we perform the patented ‘Cycloped’ Eye Reduction Surgery belies the complexity of this procedure.

Cycloped Step 1

STEP 1

Professionally and delicately each eye is removed from the face.

Cycloped Step 2

STEP 2

One eye is safely stored whilst the other is soaked in our patented ‘Cycloped’ fluid to enable the eye to expand in size.

Cycloped Step 3

STEP 3

With the perfect mix of strength, gentleness and art we resculpt the face.

Cycloped Step 4

STEP 4

The resized eye is reconnected with precision and tested to ensure optimal vision.

HOW THE 'CYCLOPED' METHOD WAS DEVELOPED

Everybody always asks Professor Klopp how she came up with the idea to develop the ‘Cycloped’ surgical method. To find out please do read on.

Professor Klopp has always had a love for finding faces in everyday objects called Pareidolia. Which lead her to find the work of graphic artist Markus Baker who has shared many of his examples online and has even turned some of the faces into a set of characters called ‘The Mettas‘.

What Mark did next was to change Simone’s life forever. For he started photoshopping faces into ‘Everyday Cyclops‘. This then led Mark to start finding cycloptic faces in everyday objects and turning them into quirky characters called ‘The Cyclops‘, who you can meet below by scrolling down.

The photoshopped faces along with these little characters gave Professor Klopp, along with Dr Von Eyid, the idea to develop and create their patented ‘Cycloped – Eye Reduction’ cosmetic surgery procedure.

MEET THE CYCLOPS

The creative work below by Mark Baker has changed the lives of many people. Without these little characters known as ‘The Cyclops’, Professor Klopp and Dr Von Eyid would never have been inspired to create their patented ‘Cycloped’ eye reduction surgical method.

Foo ImageFoo Character

FOO

Foo was hiding as a food clip in Denver, USA.

Sen ImageSen Character

SEN

Sen was found in San Jose, USA, disguised as a light sensor.

Rai ImageRai Character

RAI

This drain pipe in Denver, USA, splashed Rai into existence.

Sto Character

STO

This toilet door stop announced Sto to the universe in Chicago, USA.

Pos ImagePos Character

POS

The foot at the bottom of this post in Denver, USA, revealed Pos to the world.

Vis ImageVis Character

VIS

In San Francisco, USA, this gate lock delivered Vis into our awareness.

Loc ImageLoc Character

LOC

In San Jose, USA, Loc was camouflaged as a hotel door lock.

Bar ImageBar Character

BAR

Bar was hiding in Santa Monica, USA, as a concrete barrier at Pier.

Han ImageHan Character

HAN

On the side of a horse box in Boulder, USA, this handle opened our consciousness to the existence of Han.

Lig ImageLig Character

LIG

This light on a pillar in Osaka, Japan, shined Lig into all of our lives.

Erm Character

ERM

This thermostat warmed our hearts by revealing Erm to us all in Frome, UK.

Raf ImageRaf Character

RAF

This traffic cone guided us to find Raf in Denver, USA.

BUY OUR BOOK

If you love this site and are interested in our fictional cosmetic work, this book is for you.

It shares how Professor Si Klopp and her assistant came up with the idea to develop this pretend patented ‘Cycloped’ procedure. It shares the mock-ups of the work we have pretended to do. Additionally, this book predicts the next step in the evolution of having one eye.

Have you ever wondered:

  • If little cyclopic creatures live around us?
  • What humans or animals would look like as everyday cyclops?
  • What happens if a cyclops has a poorly eye?
  • If you can be in future ‘Cycloped’ books?

Well, wonder no more, this book answers those questions just for you.

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