Our fictional patented ‘Cycloped’ Eye Reduction Surgery is the world’s most popular cosmetic procedure.
HOME OF THE CYCLOPED EYE REDUCTION PROCEDURE
Promoting the fictional Si Klopp Cosmetic Clinic that creates everyday cyclops with their patented eye reduction surgery, discover how this fictional cosmetic surgery was developed.
Si Klopp Cosmetic Surgery is widely believed to be the world’s first fictional cosmetic clinic, with amazing imagined procedures and services that will, hopefully, blow your mind.
WHO WE HELP
Children
Children now know what and who they are much younger and with the support of the responsible grownup in their life, we can deliver the correct fictional cosmetic surgery for each child.
Animals
This surgery can be performed on almost any animal and looks great. However, as with any children we treat, surgery is only completed within the guidelines of our ethics policy.
INTERESTING FACTS
WHAT WE DO
Following the popularity of the Cycloped Cosmetic Procedure, we created our unique aftercare service that includes the new field of SI KLOPP | CYCLOPTOMETRY along with our exquisitely designed SI KLOPP | EYEWEAR.
Responding to our clients feedback for our own make up range with larger eye liners and mascara brushes we are delighted and proud to have created an ever expanding SI KLOPP | COSMETICS range of products.
OUR SURGEONS
Professor Simone Klopp M.D, F.A.C.S
Chairman, Medical Director & Founder at Si Klopp Cosmetic Surgery and Co-inventor of the patented ‘Cycloped’ cosmetic procedure.
Dr Von Eyid M.D, F.A.C.S
Head Surgeon, Board Member and Co-inventor of the patented ‘Cycloped’ cosmetic procedure.
OUR ETHICS
Ethics are very important to us and we only complete surgery for children and animals when it is medically essential.
Ethically we do what is right. Before any surgery, we digitally mockup the proposed outcome so you can be sure it is the correct fictional surgery for you, your family or animal.
From the perspective of honesty, you need to know that Si Klopp Cosmetic Clinic is a story of fiction. It’s procedures, surgeons & examples do not exist in the real world. They are all part of a story that is shared on this website & in the accompanying book.
BUY OUR BOOK
If you love this site and are interested in our fictional cosmetic work, this book is for you.
It shares how Professor Si Klopp and her assistant came up with the idea to develop this pretend patented ‘Cycloped’ procedure. It shares the mock-ups of the work. Additionally, this book predicts the next step in the evolution of having one eye.
Have you ever wondered:
If little cyclopic creatures live around us?
What humans or animals would look like as everyday cyclops?
What happens if a cyclops has a poorly eye?
If you can be in future ‘Cycloped’ books?
Well, wonder no more, this book answers those questions just for you.
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