SI KLOPP | CYCLOPTOMETRY

As a result of economic determinism and the ever-growing trend of becoming a cyclop comes the growth of businesses to support the needs of people with one eye. Introducing the new specialised field of Cycloptometry.

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CARING FOR YOUR EYE

With our skill, expertise and precision very few people ever have issues with their sight after being ‘Cycloped’.

Should be people require our aftercare our fundamental focus is that of self-care techniques which include Palming, Sunning, Visualisation and Movement from the Bates Method of healing the eye.

On the rare occasions when spectacles are required, we have that covered too with our Si Klopp | Eyewear range.

SI KLOPP | EYEWEAR

Our eyewear is rarely needed for actual corrective purposes because our ‘Cycloped’ Eye Reduction Surgery is so good. However, the SI KLOPP | EYEWEAR looks so stylish people love to wear them as a statement to who they are or who they aspire to be.

With our 5 stylish designs that is available in two different bold colour options.

Each design is named after a word linked to ‘eye’ and are called Birds, Pop, Ball, Drops & Full.

Check out the designs below. (If you would like these spectacles to move from fiction to reality, please do let us know at R-Amazing.com.)

POP

Grey, Green and Pink

Black, Orange and Yellow

BIRDS

White and Blue

Yellow and White

FULL

Beige and Brown

Grey

DROPS

Orange and Brown

Pink and Blue

BALL

Orange and Blue

White and Orange

BUY OUR BOOK

If you love this site and are interested in our fictional cosmetic work, this book is for you.

It shares how Professor Si Klopp and her assistant came up with the idea to develop this pretend patented ‘Cycloped’ procedure. It shares the mock-ups of the work we have pretended to do. Additionally, this book predicts the next step in the evolution of having one eye.

Have you ever wondered:

  • If little cyclopic creatures live around us?
  • What humans or animals would look like as everyday cyclops?
  • What happens if a cyclops has a poorly eye?
  • If you can be in future ‘Cycloped’ books?

Well, wonder no more, this book answers those questions just for you.

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