SI KLOPP | COSTMETIC SURGERY

'Cycloped' Eye Reduction Surgery

Check out the examples of the patented ‘Cycloped’ cosmetic surgery as performed by  Professor Simone Klopp and Dr Von Eyid.

Are you curious to find out more about how the ‘Cycloped’ Eye Reduction Surgery is performed? The check out our how we do it page.

Should you wish to be digitally ‘Cycloped’ with Eye Reduction Surgery please visit our ‘Become A Cyclop‘ page.

Adults

Our patented ‘Cycloped’ surgery has grown exponentially and is the most popular surgery we offer.

Sandra DiazSandra Diaz Cycloped

Sandra Diaz

George PittGeorge Pitt Cyclop

George Pitt

Angelina AnistonAngelina Aniston Cyclop

Angelina Aniston

Adam CarreyAdam Carrey Cycloped

Adam Carrey

Charlize CruzCharlize Cruz Cycloped

Charlize Cruz

Arnold StalloneArnold Stallone Cycloped

Arnold Stallone

Professor Simone KloppProfessor Simone Klopp Cycloped

Professor Simone Klopp

Dr Von EyidDr Von Eyid Cycloped

Dr Von Eyid

Children

Children now know what and who they are much younger and with the support of the responsible grownup in their life, we can deliver the correct fictional cosmetic surgery for each child.

ChildChild Cyclop

Macaulay Radcliffe

Morgan WhitakerMorgan Whitaker Cycloped

Morgan Whitaker

Animals

This surgery can be performed on almost any animal and looks great. However, as with any children we treat, surgery is only completed within the guidelines of our ethics policy.

Polar CatPolar Cycloped

Polar

Donald EstevezDonald Estevez Cycloped

Donald Estevez

AntonioAntonio Cycloped

Antonio

Beyoncé CarellBeyoncé Carell Cycloped

Beyoncé Carell

Marty SarafinaMarty Sarafina Cycloped

Marty Sarafina

Shaun BlackShaun Black Cycloped

Shaun Black

Dean SinatraDean Sinatra Cycloped

Dean Sinatra

Winston ThatcherWinston Thatcher Cycloped

Winston Thatcher

LeonardoLeonardo Cycloped

Leonardo

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Si Klopp - Surgeons

All our patented ‘Cycloped’ surgery is performed by Professor Simone Klopp and Dr Von Eyid.

Professor Simone KloppProfessor Simone Klopp Cycloped

Professor Simone Klopp M.D, F.A.C.S

Chairman, Medical Director & Founder at Si Klopp Cosmetic Surgery and Co-inventor of the patented ‘Cycloped‘ cosmetic procedure.

Dr Von EyidDr Von Eyid Cycloped

Dr Von Eyid M.D, F.A.C.S

Head Surgeon, Board Member and Co-inventor of the patented ‘Cycloped‘ cosmetic procedure.

BUY OUR BOOK

If you love this site and are interested in our fictional cosmetic work, this book is for you.

It shares how Professor Si Klopp and her assistant came up with the idea to develop this pretend patented ‘Cycloped’ procedure. It shares the mock-ups of the work we have pretended to do. Additionally, this book predicts the next step in the evolution of having one eye.

Have you ever wondered:

  • If little cyclopic creatures live around us?
  • What humans or animals would look like as everyday cyclops?
  • What happens if a cyclops has a poorly eye?
  • If you can be in future ‘Cycloped’ books?

Well, wonder no more, this book answers those questions just for you.

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