Professor Simone KloppProfessor Simone Klopp Cycloped


Professor Klopp has always been extremely open about her life and what led her to becoming, what is today, the most wel known and successful of all the cosmetic surgeon in the world. Though it was not always this way.

Back in 2014, Simone’s anxiety and neurosis was running havoc, Professor Klopp was barely functioning and feeling like she wasn’t designed for an existence in this life.

Her cosmetic surgery clinic was just about ticking over and her life was unfulfilling to her. Considering suicide as a way out of a life not too dissimilar to a mental hell.  Simone hoped her trip from LA to London, for a conference, would give her a new perspective and enable her to choose life.

Whilst at the conference, Professor Klopp’s life did indeed change with two chance encounters. One with a Pareidolian graphic artist called Benedict Templeton, the other with an equally disillusioned cosmetic surgeon called Dr. Von Eyid who was then working in a Beverly Hills morgue.

Benedict’s work of graphically manipulating faces with photoshop to make realistically looking Cyclops inspired Professor Klopp to wonder if she could create them for real. This quickly became on obsession and ignited her purpose in this world.

Meeting Dr Von Eyid discovered the engine and enabler for the Cycloped project. The best way to describe the working relationship between Simone and Von is to link it to one of the most succesful partnerships ever created, in Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak. Jobs was the creative genius that drove ideas forward and saw the potential, whilst Wozniak was the practical master at making what was deemed impossible, possible.

This is the releationship that started that day in London and has now created not only the most extra-ordinary company and cosmetic procedure but a society changing phenom in the everyday cyclops we see all around us. Everyday Cyclops who are changing the world with their new perpective on the world.

Professor Klopp’s story helps explain the message she continues to share with the world. A message that hope is always there, though sometimes deeply hidden, we must do all we can to find our purpose.


This 4 step overview sharing how we perform the patented ‘Cycloped’ Eye Reduction Surgery belies the complexity of this procedure.

Cycloped Step 1


Professionally and delicately each eye is removed from the face.

Cycloped Step 2


One eye is safely stored whilst the other is soaked in our patented ‘Cycloped’ fluid to enable the eye to expand in size.

Cycloped Step 3


With the perfect mix of strength, gentleness and art we resculpt the face.

Cycloped Step 4


The resized eye is reconnected with precision and tested to ensure optimal vision.


If you love this site and are interested in our fictional cosmetic work, this book is for you.

It shares how Professor Si Klopp and her assistant came up with the idea to develop this pretend patented ‘Cycloped’ procedure. It shares the mock-ups of the work we have pretended to do. Additionally, this book predicts the next step in the evolution of having one eye.

Have you ever wondered:

  • If little cyclopic creatures live around us?
  • What humans or animals would look like as everyday cyclops?
  • What happens if a cyclops has a poorly eye?
  • If you can be in future ‘Cycloped’ books?

Well, wonder no more, this book answers those questions just for you.